The Bipolar Polarbear

The Bipolar Polarbear sat in his iglue all cozy and warm,
Fished by the lake and collected salmon and more.
He wished he was happy, sometimes he got mad,
He wished he was a forest bear,
that made him quiet sad.
People thought he was really bipolar,
they laughed at him and pointed, but he didnt care,
But what made him the most angry,
Was when they called him a Bi-Polarbear!

Sometimes he would wish that he had a nice hubby,
But nobody wanted him because he was chubby.
I liked him though,
He's really quite fluffy.
What a cool friend to have on this ice land,
Thats so cold a snuffy!
I thought to myself,
Could i be gay?
If i was, would it be okay?
Me and nuck chuck fluck buck,
Both like wale blubber
But me i always had a crazy fetish for rubber.

A'Last! surprise! Bipolar Polarbear isnt a Guy at all!
It was a female...this whole entire time
And now i can see passed the fur to those Tight virgin walls!
I'm not gay, Its great! Women are the best!
But why does this bipolar Polarbear have a hairy, hairy chest? ( - - )

-Graffiki

Another night alone...

Thank you for leaving me all alone again, hanging on time waiting for a phone call. I'm really glad you care enough to call me back and tell me something came up... I ... *beep* (we're sorry the voice mail box belonging to: ^^^^ is now full. Goodbye) "sigh", damn, so whose more important that your investing your time in? Not wanting to pick up my call again. I know you see me on your callerID and hit foward. Why does it have to be like this? damnit ^^^^! why did you do this to me again...

The time is 630pm on a friday night, waiting for a long awaited night out with a friend, more then a friend i should say. I took a shower and spent all day cleaning up my room just to make sure it looked nice if we decieded to come back to my place. I always put my guitar out on its' stand in plain view, just so people think i might be artistic. Girls love that. Placed the laptop over by the sound system and downloaded a new app called remote for my iphone so i can play music without leaving the bed. Took a long hot shower and groomed, put my best clothes out to wear for the night and took my car to the self carwash to make it look nice. Fuck!, should i put the lotion and body oil near the candles by the bed? or will she think im a freak?, man its been so long since i've been on a date. What if she thinks i look different? is that a good or a bad sign? aw man im thinking to much!. *phone rings* sweet thats her! (answers): "hello?, oh... hey man whats up?" (sounded tired), "nah man i just got off work, im pretty beat, had a long 10 hour shift today i was just about to fall asleep, but hey i gotta go this nyquil is kickin in. Aiight, later bro"... damn it wasnt her... I hope she didn't forget, tonight was suppose to be our night together.


I spent the next few hours not worrying about it, maybe shes just taking awhile to get ready, you know girls take forever to get ready for this kind of stuff. I'll just browse twitter and kick it for a bit in a tinychat.


TIME: 8:30pm Friday

Damn its 830 and still no call, maybe i should text her. ("hey whats up? your still comming over right? i got our tickets for the show ready. Hope nothing happend, wel get back at me")

(no reply)


Sometimes girls don't know the anticipation that guys go through just to try an impress them or get in their pants. yeah i was thinkin about hittin it, i wont lie. You never know what might happen on a date, but always got to be prepared.

TIME: 9:00pm

Damn... another night alone...

(graffiki has signed off)