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You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give, Going to say something and mixing two words together and sounding retarded, "So.... guess who texted me..", Everyone is Online Except the Only Person I Actually Want to Talk to, HAHA do you remember when...? Oh, that wasnt you., "LOL" no longer means "laugh out loud" it means, I have nothing else to say, I will re-read our conversation a million times because it made me smile :), 63 Notifications Later and I regret Liking Your Status, Beer Pong!, Just kidding, but seriously., Using your phone very strategically when it hits "Low Battery", *Text sending* NOO WRONG PERSON, CANCEL!!, too late:(, You instantly piss me off when I see you., Looking Down At Your Cell Phone To Avoid Someone Walking By, I stay up late every night, and realize it's a bad idea every morning., Recieve text, start replying, forget what it said, save to drafts, reread!, Just because we're not close anymore doesn't mean I dont care about you., When people ask stupid questions I am obligated to give a sarcastic reply., chill, he was my friend before he was your boyfriend., I hate awkwardly passing by someone i'm not friends with anymore, Open fridge, nothing. Freezer? nothing. Might as well try the fridge again., I was sleeping. No, I'm not mad at you, upset, dead, or ignoring you., you actually are pretty, but because i hate you, you're ugly., I can tell somethings wrong just by the way you text me., Shes my best friend of course im going to tell her everything you just said, Got Bored So i Logged Off, Then Logged back on Because i got bored.., I'm NOT flirting!! its called BEING NICE!, You know girls are mad when they end one word sentences with a period, You just texed me, I responded, and now you're not going to text me back?, Realizing in the middle of telling your story that it isn't actually funny, Pinky Promises are Serious, No, it wasn't awkward until you said, "This is awkward." Now it's awkward., Reading my "sent" messages cause I cant remember what I just said to you., Yes, I do feel better when theres a smiley in the text you send me, Stopping the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the "BEEP"s, I was waiting for a reply and then realized I never even sent the last text, Texting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loud, I hate trying to explain 'You had to be there' moments, I Try To Finish My Dream By Trying To Sleep Again After Waking Up, Hello Kitty!, The Boiling Crab, That Moment of joy when you see your food coming in a restaurant, I hate thinking I've found a parking spot & it turns out to be a small car., I'm Staring at My Closet Full of Clothes But I Have Nothing To Wear, I Have No Idea What You Just Said, but I said "Yeah" And Laughed., I'm NEVER drinking again!!! (till next week)